I asked this on the ShadowSpear Facebook page and had a pretty good response. This image was released by USSOCOM. Would you remove, add, or alter anything in the below image?
Lol.... I get asked fairly frequently if I'm SOF. Invariably, after I answer in the negative, they always make some comment about how they thought for sure I was because of my beard.
That guy's not an operator, his sleeves aren't cuffed, his pants are bloused, every buckle/zipper/button is appropriately fashioned, he's got his headgear on but no facial hair, nothing's dirty/torn/used, there is no gratuitous glint tape or "local-manufacture" highspeed patches, I see no bloodtype displayed, the hand not on his weapon is not shoved deeply into a pocket, and he doesn't have a practiced look of disdain on his face. Oh, and there is no big-ass knife to be seen. Clearly, this guy is an enabler, not an operator
...finds any and all situations dealing with poo extremely hillarious, able to eat anything, able to drink anything, can find or make alcohol from anything, able to repair any/all equipment or at least able to blow it up beyond repair, able to BS their way out of any situation or find a way to blame a support guy, and finally, extremely loyal until you fall into poo and then #1 applies. Oh and never forgets "Remember back in '09 when X did..."
hates hand receipts and the items that are on them.... except his weapons, radios, blasting kit and durable med gear...
Has a following of women known as groupies who can't resist his Alpha male charm and smell of testosterone.
I love that "general purpose" is the new "conventional." I'm surprised there isn't a bullet on physical size...but like a Barbie we wouldn't want to give anyone a body issue complex. I would add, "Can't find his Class A uniform."
Don't forget, "Possesses at least one 'man skill', like electrician, carpenter, brewer, farrier, blacksmith, mechanic, etc..."
doesn't that generally apply for all combat MOS? I distinctly recall being told over and over "this is why you can't have nice things" by higher up's in regards to that lol!