HOLY BUTT-FUCKING MONKEY BALLS!!!!!!!! THAT DAY IS UPON US, THE DAY WHERE EVERY PERSON HITS THE LOTTERY!!!!! THIS IS THE DAY WHERE EVERY MAN’S A KING AND EVERY WOMAN A QUEEN.
But first, a moment of silence for those we lost this week.
IT IS EASY TO FOCUS ON THE NEGATIVE, BUT ENOUGH ABOUT TUESDAY!!!!!! THIS IS MONDAY AND YOU AREN’T A KICKER FOR THE JAGUARS! THIS MOTHER STOMPER IS LIKE JELLO BECAUSE THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR MORE MONDAY1!!!!1!!!! SO SHOTGUN SOME REAL COFFEE, NOT THAT PUMPKIN SPICE SOY LATTER SHOOT-ME-IN-THE-FACE-IF-I-DRINK-THAT-SHIT-CATNIP-FOR-SKANKS VOMIT, BUT ACTUAL COFFEE-FLAVORED COFFEE*, GET OUT THERE, AND PUSH IN MONDAY’S SHIT. YOU’RE JARED FOGLE’S CELLMATE AND IT’S TIME FOR HIM TO EAT FRESH!!!!!!!
WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!
But first, a moment of silence for those we lost this week.
IT IS EASY TO FOCUS ON THE NEGATIVE, BUT ENOUGH ABOUT TUESDAY!!!!!! THIS IS MONDAY AND YOU AREN’T A KICKER FOR THE JAGUARS! THIS MOTHER STOMPER IS LIKE JELLO BECAUSE THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR MORE MONDAY1!!!!1!!!! SO SHOTGUN SOME REAL COFFEE, NOT THAT PUMPKIN SPICE SOY LATTER SHOOT-ME-IN-THE-FACE-IF-I-DRINK-THAT-SHIT-CATNIP-FOR-SKANKS VOMIT, BUT ACTUAL COFFEE-FLAVORED COFFEE*, GET OUT THERE, AND PUSH IN MONDAY’S SHIT. YOU’RE JARED FOGLE’S CELLMATE AND IT’S TIME FOR HIM TO EAT FRESH!!!!!!!
WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!
