Florida man is stepping up to murder.
Man stabs, kills pro-Trump boss, drapes American flag over him, deputies say
A match made in.... uh, somewhere...
Doc, scuttlebutt was we had a "Phantom Shitter" on the USS Shreveport. Allegedly did a dump on the helo flight deck...and in various other locations. A sailor, of course, supposedly big and hairy, like Saquatch...
ETA: Is this a seasonal thing? This is from February 2019:A man in Florida is facing multiple charges after allegedly pointing a laser at planes trying to land at Sarasota-Bradenton International Airport, injuring a pilot.
The Manatee County Sheriff's Office said Charlie Chapman Jr., 41, was arrested on Wednesday after he was caught on camera aiming a laser pointer toward planes four times. When a sheriff's helicopter tried to locate Chapman, he pointed a laser at them.
When authorities made contact with Chapman, "he grabbed a hammer and made a striking motion towards the deputies," prompting officers to deploy a taser on him. Chapman was taken to a hospital. He was later released and taken to jail, the sheriff's office said.
Please don’t ruin this thread with.... what we will call... “your stuff.” This isn’t the politics thread.Why CNN is fake news. Florida dems apparently party...
Context w/pictures of hotel room (it gets worse):
Inside hotel room where Andrew Gillum was found with male escort
Enjoy the schadenfreude too much to make edit's (other than grammar).Please don’t ruin this thread with.... what we will call... “your stuff.” This isn’t the politics thread.
This is the meth thread.
This is the bestiality thread.
This is the meth and bestiality thread.
This... is the... Florida thread.
Not the “I wake up at 0600 and start ranting about the DEMO-CRAPS and the DEEP STATE” thread....Forreal man.
Pro tip- delete the first half of the post, and just post the former candidate getting porked by a male hooker. That’s funny, and very Florida. Drug abuse? Yes. Extreme sexual behavior? Yep. Person indulging is a politician? Got it. Very Florida- post would have been a 7/10 Florida post. Or it could have been...
Spirit is the Greyhound Bus of the sky.Even though they aren't from Florida, this is worthy.
Spirit airline employees battered in violent brawl over delayed flight