Oh they started it alright but it was in a lab. So here's the plan...Some crazy goddam bat-eating Chinaman started this shit. No offense. Just do the world a favor and quit eating fucking bats.
You and the Mrs are going to beat this thing like it owes you money. Cuz it does!
Stay hydrated so you can put a pic of Xi in the john and pee on it.
Add vodka to the Airborne vitamin C packets. Kills more germs.
And keep us updated. I'm already seeing news reports of a giant in KY with no pants on. You don't want that on your conscience.