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Sorry sir, sometimes you don’t want to know the “how” of why things get done…


The longer version…

 
In middle and high school I was very active in BMX. I’ve suffered a few concussions (what’s a helmet?) and my legs are all scared from my pedals as a result of my dumb fuckery. What these guys do today blows my mind.

When I was younger mountain biking was my thing before I started skydiving. I thought riding off a 5' vertical drop or making a 10-15' (horizontal) jump was a big deal.

Yeah, nah.
 
In middle and high school I was very active in BMX. I’ve suffered a few concussions (what’s a helmet?) and my legs are all scared from my pedals as a result of my dumb fuckery. What these guys do today blows my mind.

When I was younger mountain biking was my thing before I started skydiving. I thought riding off a 5' vertical drop or making a 10-15' (horizontal) jump was a big deal.

Yeah, nah.

I rode motocross as a kid/ teenager. Lost two teeth and once had 17 stitches in my chin after a couple of face plants.
 
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