This is the ironic Monday thread for all your Monday discussion needs.
I guess @Freefalling slept in today.
I guess @Freefalling slept in today.
Not Work Safe Monday thread
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Nah. Monday's done. I've shown you the light and you can walk towards it or embrace the darkness. You're all grown up now, it is time to harness your inner spirit animal and crush each and every Monday. I realized that I have nothing left to give and so I pass the torch to you. To all of you.
Monday uber alles.
Monday uber alles.
I got up at 0430 this morning for no other reason but to soothe my sore throat with a shot of tequila. MONDAY!
DocIllinois
Verified Military
No rabid Monday post from @Freefalling ?
I'm disoriented. :-/ Perhaps beer mixed with cholesterol meds have an undiscovered side effect and I slept for days. Is it really Wednesday? No, no.
Tuesday, then...
I'm disoriented. :-/ Perhaps beer mixed with cholesterol meds have an undiscovered side effect and I slept for days. Is it really Wednesday? No, no.
Tuesday, then...
NO! FUCKING NO FREE! NO! YOU CAN'T DRAG US ON LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRACK JUNKIES UNDER THE EL! WE NEED OUR MONDAY MOTIVATION! YA'LL GOT ANY OF THEM MONDAYS!?
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Lili Von Shtupp: [singing] I've been with thousands of men/again and again/they promise the moon/they're always coming and going and going and coming... and always too soon.
Didn't know it took that many words to say "I quit"
I urge you to call the VA suicide hotline immediately.
Why, they will just put him on hold anyway...lol
Seriously, that's a lot of creative energy coming up with that stuff every week. That's why most comic strip guys get burned out early, like Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, etc. But those guys had millions to retire on. What does FF have?
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Seriously, that's a lot of creative energy coming up with that stuff every week. That's why most comic strip guys get burned out early, like Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, etc. But those guys had millions to retire on. What does FF have?
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Countless hours of built-up cynicism and a burnt-out Anger light on the dash?
Monday can just shave it's face with mace in the dark, saving all it's food stamps and burning down the trailer park...my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite, who is choking on his splinter's!
Get crazy with the cheese-wiz...
Get crazy with the cheese-wiz...
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DocIllinois
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Is this your writing sample for being the new MONDAY FUCK YEAH!!! thread maker?
Beck is cool. I'll nominate you, what the hell.
Is this your writing sample for being the new MONDAY FUCK YEAH!!! thread maker?
Beck is cool. I'll nominate you, what the hell.
I was sitting in the truck waiting to pick my girls up from school, and guess what came on the radio...
