Not Work Safe .

[Blizzard]

"We can't go to war with unlucky people."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1787482952210718750

 

[AWP]

I'll bet they don't have to write a 40-slide CONOP. That's pretty unlucky...

 

[Box]

HOLY SHIT ON STALE RYE BREAD

CONOP slides?

Fuck that - I want to see the "Deliberate Risk Assessment Worksheet" that goes with that training event.

 

[Marauder06]

Not sure what good this would do, but I applaud the sentiment.

 

[AWP]

Not sure what good this would do, but I applaud the sentiment.

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Grabbing the canopy like that? Homie ain't beating off for a few months, that's for sure.

Also: why are they so high? Also Part 2: Why is a B-52 conducting mass tacs?

 

[Box]

Also: why are they so high? Also Part 2: Why is a B-52 conducting mass tacs?

Bro - let me lay it out for you:

-Bomb bay doors open
-Racks clear
-Green Light, GO...

The extended canopy ride gives the bombs time reach the target and safely neutralize the threat while the ODA drifts in unnoticed.

-Once on the ground the Intel SGT and ODA commo guys can provide real time BDA to support strategic campaign plans.

-The Tm SGT and Tm Leader can immediately plan a cascading target set to attack follow on targets now that they are on the ground because...
...the ODA Medics used their superior trauma skilz to save the lives of a few key enemy leaders that were near death.

- NOW you have prisoners that can be exploited as an intel source.

-The ODA Demo guys can quickly locate any duds and cannibalize them for their explosive material that can be used to take out bridges being used to support the enemy resupply routes.

-The lingering smoke and dust from the explosions serves to conceal the ODA sniper team, who - by the time the medic has stabilized the enemy leaders, is already in position to start spotting and snipe-ing the bad guys that were just outside the blast radius.

-This leaves the ODA Warrant Officer to pull security and sip from his flask while reminiscing on how much better this type of operation went when he was still just an enlisted Intel Guy.

-The rest of those canopies that you are mistaking as paratroopers doing a 'Mass-Tac' are actually just resuplly bundles filled with OpFund Money, MREs, and Whiskey


For fuck sakes man - do you even Army ???

 

[AWP]

Bro - let me lay it out for you:

-Bomb bay doors open
-Racks clear
-Green Light, GO...

The extended canopy ride gives the bombs time reach the target and safely neutralize the threat while the ODA drifts in unnoticed.

-Once on the ground the Intel SGT and ODA commo guys can provide real time BDA to support strategic campaign plans.

-The Tm SGT and Tm Leader can immediately plan a cascading target set to attack follow on targets now that they are on the ground because...
...the ODA Medics used their superior trauma skilz to save the lives of a few key enemy leaders that were near death.

- NOW you have prisoners that can be exploited as an intel source.

-The ODA Demo guys can quickly locate any duds and cannibalize them for their explosive material that can be used to take out bridges being used to support the enemy resupply routes.

-The lingering smoke and dust from the explosions serves to conceal the ODA sniper team, who - by the time the medic has stabilized the enemy leaders, is already in position to start spotting and snipe-ing the bad guys that were just outside the blast radius.

-This leaves the ODA Warrant Officer to pull security and sip from his flask while reminiscing on how much better this type of operation went when he was still just an enlisted Intel Guy.

-The rest of those canopies that you are mistaking as paratroopers doing a 'Mass-Tac' are actually just resuplly bundles filled with OpFund Money, MREs, and Whiskey


For fuck sakes man - do you even Army ???

I don't have a snarky response. You win.

 

[Muppet]

Bro - let me lay it out for you:

-Bomb bay doors open
-Racks clear
-Green Light, GO...

The extended canopy ride gives the bombs time reach the target and safely neutralize the threat while the ODA drifts in unnoticed.

-Once on the ground the Intel SGT and ODA commo guys can provide real time BDA to support strategic campaign plans.

-The Tm SGT and Tm Leader can immediately plan a cascading target set to attack follow on targets now that they are on the ground because...
...the ODA Medics used their superior trauma skilz to save the lives of a few key enemy leaders that were near death.

- NOW you have prisoners that can be exploited as an intel source.

-The ODA Demo guys can quickly locate any duds and cannibalize them for their explosive material that can be used to take out bridges being used to support the enemy resupply routes.

-The lingering smoke and dust from the explosions serves to conceal the ODA sniper team, who - by the time the medic has stabilized the enemy leaders, is already in position to start spotting and snipe-ing the bad guys that were just outside the blast radius.

-This leaves the ODA Warrant Officer to pull security and sip from his flask while reminiscing on how much better this type of operation went when he was still just an enlisted Intel Guy.

-The rest of those canopies that you are mistaking as paratroopers doing a 'Mass-Tac' are actually just resuplly bundles filled with OpFund Money, MREs, and Whiskey


For fuck sakes man - do you even Army ???

The more you know!

 

[Muppet]

 

[757]

 

[AWP]

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The internet does not disappoint.

 

[Marauder06]

Grabbing the canopy like that? Homie ain't beating off for a few months, that's for sure.

Also: why are they so high? Also Part 2: Why is a B-52 conducting mass tacs?

When I first saw that photo, I thought the "grasping" jumper was squeezing the air out of the other guy's 'chute.

 

[Gordus]